Ghost

I don't even...

  • Me: "You can freeze a banana in liquid nitrogen then smash it with a hammer. they taught us that in that 'girls can do science too' day in school. I don't know why that would be a motivational factor."
  • Mum: "maybe they wanted you to generalise that thinking to other stuff."
  • Me: "like what?"
  • Mum: "i don't know. Penises. oh can you imagine that."
  • Me: "what the fuck mum?"
  • Mum: "well can you?"
  • Me: "that is now all I can think of"

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

wolvesofcolor:

juvjuvychan:

mzminola:

hungrylikethewolfie:

I just need, like, a million fics featuring Stiles trying really hard to be bros with Boyd, and Boyd just sort of blandly tolerating him.

#everytime Boyd says they’re not friends #he’s like #SOON

all i see is

(Source: presstilton)

mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

yessu:

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

dangerhamster:

JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM

JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHER

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog + Tumblr.

(Source: screamoftheshalka)

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

(Source: melaninacorpse)

wylderwolfy:

if you’re ever sad, please try and imagine how cool and hardcore Cecil Gershwin Palmer would think you are, living in a world with wheat toast and mountains, and how many times he might call you “neat”

3x09 | 6x22

(Source: finching)

dal-vmod:

Actual best hashtag ever.

dal-vmod:

Actual best hashtag ever.

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