Jimmy Fallon: Who’s this guy? I have to know the story behind it, I wanna know what’s going on, where were you, were you okay, did anyone help you?
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr